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stfuparents: Do-gooders! Stop trying to save the world DURING NAPTIME!! Did you not see the Excel spreadsheet I put on the front door detailing my baby’s sleep schedule? I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: Whales do not need to be saved while my baby is sleeping! Did my expression not indicate that I was about to rip that stupid charity clipboard out of your hands and crack it over my knee? Or over one of your heads?! JUST TRY ME, do-gooders. Ring my doorbell at an arbitrary time in the middle of the afternoon again, and see what happens! (submitted by Anonymous)

stfuparents:

Do-gooders! Stop trying to save the world DURING NAPTIME!! Did you not see the Excel spreadsheet I put on the front door detailing my baby’s sleep schedule? I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: Whales do not need to be saved while my baby is sleeping!

Did my expression not indicate that I was about to rip that stupid charity clipboard out of your hands and crack it over my knee? Or over one of your heads?! JUST TRY ME, do-gooders. Ring my doorbell at an arbitrary time in the middle of the afternoon again, and see what happens!

(submitted by Anonymous)