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2009

December 45
November 40
October 62
September 37
August 57
July 48
June 52
May 94
April 77
March 109
February 107
January 132

2008

December 126
November 99
October 132
September 119
August 56
July 18
June
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21)
Dec 29th

Fuck the Lumberjacks

Ash: people keep telling me off for printing emails,
Me: And so they should you wasteful cunt
Ash: there are lives of forestry workers at stake
Ash: next time you choose not to print something
Ash: you think of those poor lumberjacks doing jack
Me: Fuck the lumberjacks
Me: All they'll do is spend the money on pokies and hookers
Ash: what about those worker beavers
Ash: the ones that makes dams
Me: Your mum's got a working beaver
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21)
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Dec 19th

This is how things escalate on the...

Me: Oh Andy
Andy: oh dave
Andy: ty
Andy: fuyck
Andy: TUCK
Andy: FUCK THIS FUCKING KEYBOARD
Andy: i'm going to the pub
Andy: see sya
Dec 19th
Friends are all happy because of holidays. Not one dose of...
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Only a few people can understand...

Lee: cool
Lee: ok, worth
Lee: hting
Lee: work, not worth
Lee: hting was deliberate
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Dec 17th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-14)
Dec 17th
Warch Watch
Dec 17th
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This is why 30 Rock is the best show on TV at the moment.
Dec 17th

Fail

Ash: im going to get through the day without using the keyboard
Dec 17th
Fuck. That.
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(via lesbenjamin)
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This bottle shop is just around the corner from my work. I...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th

Why Senator Stephen Conroy will win the...

Dec 15th
Warch Watch
If this video doesn’t make you cry then you’re a cunt with no soul.
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Dec 14th
FFS
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
Australian Association for Humane Research...
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
1 legged cyclists unite!
Dec 12th
Marc: one day
Marc: i'm gunna bust out a skid
Marc: while doing that scream from the start of the angel of death track by slayer
Marc: down collins street in the morning
Dec 12th
Ash: man I have got the biggest fuck off bruise on my chin
Ash: and I don't know how it got there
Ash: all I know is it hurts
Me: hahahahahaha you got teabagged in your sleep
Dec 12th
Warch Watch
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Dec 10th
 A young Marilyn Monroe - 1947.
Dec 10th
Genesis P. Orridge
Dec 10th
Montreux, Switzerland
Dec 10th
Kehlsteinhaus (Eagle’s Nest)
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
Fuck children.
Dec 10th
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“Until the light takes us” press junket
Dec 8th
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Even as a vegetarian, I think this is the most awesome thing...
Dec 8th
(via lesbenjamin) Some say a picture is worth a thousand...
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Warch Watch
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Dec 4th

My mum always said I was polite

Ash: you're a cunt, but in a polite way
Dec 4th

American geography lesson

Woman: Hi, where can I find books on specific countries?
Librarian: Well, which country are you looking for?
Woman: Kansas.
Dec 4th

That way she won't get sylliphus

Female high school student walking into guidance counselor's office with a group of friends: Oh, right! You're who we come to talk to about sex.
Guidance counselor: Ahh, yes...
Female student: Well, I don't need to talk to you because I don't do that.
Guidance counselor: Do what?
Female student: You know...sex. I don't do it 'cause I'm syllabus.
Guidance counselor: Ummmm, right.
Dec 4th

What's shaking?

Middle management guy: What's shaking?
Indian tech guy: What is shaking? You want me to stop something from shaking?
Middle management guy: No, I...
Indian tech guy: Are you having a technology crisis? Is your desktop vibrating?
Middle management guy: No! How's it going? How are you, is what I'm asking.
Indian tech guy: Oh, I see. I am fine. Is your desktop alright, though?
Middle management guy: Yes, yes. Everything is working. (sighs)
Dec 4th
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Warch Watch
Allegiance - Destitution
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Dec 4th
Crazy lady: Help! My food has shit all over it! Help!
Young waitress: Wait, what?
Crazy lady: Don't "what" me.
Young waitress: No, really, what's wrong with it? Is it the wrong dish?
Crazy lady: You didn't tell me it had shit in it.
Young waitress: To what are you referring, precisely?
Crazy lady: The shit the shit the shit! (waves hands madly over dish, gesturing at her pasta, covered in a sauce)
Young waitress: Wait, do you mean the sauce?
Crazy lady: Don't "sauce" me!
Dec 3rd
 108 mph. fuck. me. Oh, and brakeless.
Dec 3rd
252 gear inches. fuck. me.
Dec 3rd
Abbath Putin - by yours truly.
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Warch Watch
Caspian - Loft
Dec 3rd
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Godspeed You Black Emperor - Storm
Dec 3rd
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Rosetta - Taking the piss and doing an Interpol cover @ Fitzroy Bowls Club
Dec 3rd
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Rosetta - Red in tooth and claw
Dec 3rd
Benjamin: http://biomechanic.tumblr.com/post/62740699/10-bucks-to-whoever-can-tell-me-wtf-this-is-all
Benjamin: Its a scammer being scammed
Benjamin: now give me $10 
Me: You got scammed
Me: BOOYA
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
Rosetta - Wake
Dec 3rd
10 bucks to whoever can tell me wtf this is all about
Dec 3rd
(via fuckyeahsharks)
Dec 3rd
M. Weed of Rosetta
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M. Weed of Rosetta
Dec 3rd
Mike Armine of Rosetta
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M. Weed of Rosetta
Dec 3rd
“When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. When...”
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
Contextual advertising failure
Dec 2nd
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHAKEN NOT...
Dec 1st
Dec 1st

10 Reasons to be Antisocial

Everything important in your life, the correct decisions, the perfect work, the life-changing...
Dec 1st
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