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Cunt

Ash: your a cunt
Me: you're
Me: You illiterate cunt

Sep 1st

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Awesome impersonations

Aug 31st

This photo sums up the new Metallica album (and every album...

Aug 29th

This is a QANTAS jet being jump started. No shit. Fail.

Aug 29th

Aug 28th

Dude

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7GpiRiFOo0
Jimmy: Such pretty long hair
Me: Dude you've got a mancrush
Jimmy: Dude, that singing chick is hot!
Jimmy: Hang on, that's a dude?!?!
Jimmy: [ spew ]

Aug 28th

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

Aug 28th

lesbenjamin: via www.smh.com.au Livin’ in the 80s … model...

Aug 27th

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Andy: i wonder if you can hire booth babes fulltime
Andy: just to follow you around in skimpy outfits sort of putting their hands out and "showcasing" you
Andy: that's what i'd do if i was rich
Andy: i'd get two

Aug 27th

Confusion

Felix: i thought you used to break dance?
Me: No, I said I used to break hands
Felix: ah - no no - it was fry that break danced
Me: That's not the first time I've been confused with Fry
Felix: im not surprised

Aug 26th

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Aug 25th

My 2 favourite things: Llamas and incorrect apostrophe...

Aug 25th

Aug 23rd

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You can’t drum for shit

Aug 21st

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The mighty Carcass

Aug 21st

Aug 20th

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Tumbleweed FTW

Aug 20th

CYCLING - You’re doing it wrong.

Aug 20th

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Ass - Titties - Ass n’ Titties

Aug 20th

Andy when he gets older

Nurse: Do you smoke?
Older man: No.
Nurse: Have you ever smoked?
Older man: Yes.
Nurse: And how many cigarettes a day did you smoke?
Older man: Uh, three. No, five. A pack.
Nurse: And when did you quit?
Older man: Uh, yesterday.
Nurse: You're still smoking, aren't you?
Older man: Yes.

Aug 19th

Aug 18th

LEAN HOW TO SPELL, CUNTS!

Aug 18th

Aug 15th

Aug 14th

Cunt

null says:
We're next door to a Blue Freeway company
Ash says:
hahahaha
null says:
I should go ask which hole I can go dump my money in to
Ash says:
stick print out of the stock chart under there door
null says:
With "You're doing it wrong" written in red texta
Ash says:
haha
Ash says:
your such a cunt
Ash says:
its a privilege to know someone a bigger cunt than i
null says:
thanks man
null says:
that means a lot to me

Aug 13th

Rotating house always faces the sun - wow

Aug 13th

How much?

Customer: How much is a sheeet of 100 24-cent stamps?
Clerk: $24.00.
Customer: Okay, I'll take a sheet.
Clerk: I don't have a sheet of 100. Will a roll of 100 be okay?
Customer: I don't know. How much is that?
Clerk: $24.00.

Aug 12th

Aug 11th

rubendomfer: florencio:gkojaxlabo:sampler: Cooooool!!!

Aug 11th

From the archives

Lee: get away from me
Lee: YOU can smoke at work
Lee: i can’t
Me: Really?
Me: Dude
Me: That sucks
Me: Brb. Smoke.
Lee: i will get you for that

Aug 8th

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Authentic Celestial Music

Aug 6th

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Everything’s Fucked

Aug 6th

Crunched

Aug 5th

Regrets

Aug 4th

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2009

2008

Cunt

Dude

Showcase

Confusion

Andy when he gets older

Cunt

How much?

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