struct: Archive

Has anyone seen my paddle?

Ash: I've signed up for this new David Jones credit card
Ash: using the name
Ash: Mr American Economy
Ash: i need an address tho
Me: 800,000,000,000 Shit Creek Road

Oct 2nd

Oct 1st

Watch

Autechre - Eutow

Oct 1st

Listen

:wumpscut: - Believe in me

Oct 1st

Watch

Parkway Drive - Boneyards \m/

Oct 1st

Ralph

Ash: my head has headphones on it

Oct 1st

A perfect match?

Oct 1st

while(true) { }

Luke: Do you know when Lemonade started working with Lemonade?
Me: If I attempt to answer that question I'll get stuck in an infinite loop.

Sep 30th

Go on, have a crack.

Ash: Sky news
Ash: headline "OBESITY CRACKDOWN"
Ash: and the footage was a fat chick with ass crack in gym tights
Ash: class
Ash: all class
Ash: imagine getting the brief to shoot fat chick ass
Me: You never know, the photographer might've been a chubby chaser
Ash: hahahhahahahhaaha

Sep 30th

Word of the day

Leotard: Down syndrome sufferer born between July 23 and August 22.

Sep 30th

More Hopper gold.

Sep 30th

Sep 29th

:D

Ash: i reckon the US will start drilling Alaska
Me: After seeing Sarah Palin, I'm all for drilling in Alaska

Sep 29th

Watch

Jack Cafferty rips into Sarah Palin.

Sep 29th

Watch

I masturbated to Sarah Palin!

Sep 29th

Watch

Quality commentating from Crompo.

Sep 29th

Bush’s Economic Recovery Plan - quality lol from...

Sep 29th

Lick my face

Me: there's an optus bill i need to send you too.
Helen: cool. thanks
Helen: why don't you hand deliver it?
Helen: i'd like that
Me: Stamps are cheaper
Helen: so is your face

Sep 29th

The Wisdom of Ben

Me: http://www.theinsider.com/news/1222150_Anne_Hathaway_Likes_Rear_Entry
Benjamin: I knew she loved it!

Sep 29th

Sep 28th

Sep 27th

Sep 26th

Sep 25th

Watch

Entombed - Hollowman

Sep 25th

Watch

Suffocation - History channel commercial

Sep 25th

Watch

Love Spirals Downwards - Forgo

Sep 25th

Watch

David Wojcinski \m/

Sep 24th

Watch

David Wojcinski \m/

Sep 24th

It’s no wonder Chris Judd had Osteitis Pubis.

Sep 23rd

Late for the doctor

Bri: okay i'm going to shower and doctor
Bri: BYE
Me: OKAY BYE GOOD LUCK
Bri: last time i was there, i was with sid and we were waiting for the doctor and the whole place is full of indian people
Bri: and he said something was hot and i quoted carl barron and said "hot hot curry hot?" wit hthe indian head shake and everyone stared at me
Bri: so i might die today
Bri: the luck wishes are much appreciated.
Me: madlove politicially incorrect Bri
Bri: that's pretty much all i am, really
Bri: our next door neighbour got robbed
Bri: and our friend ken was here with us
Bri: and the police turned up and everyone said "LOOK! HE'S STILL HERE!" because ken is black
Bri: he's 1/2 japanese, 1/2 sri lankan, so technically he's blasian
Bri: or blackinese
Bri: he plays cricket tolerably well and is great at making sushi
Bri: the results of his lineage
Bri: rofl
Bri: actually he cheats cos his dad's a sushi chef
Bri: anyway shut up Briana who cares rofl
Bri: BYE

Sep 23rd

(via lesbenjamin)

Sep 23rd

One of the great mysteries

Ash: how the fuck did I get red belly button fluff

Sep 23rd

Listen

Kataklysm - Prevail

Sep 23rd

Creepy

Andy: you know what's sort of concerning?
Andy: i just did a facebook search for my cousin
Andy: in new york
Andy: and misspelled his name
Andy: and facebook came back and said
Andy: did you mean:
Andy: and then listed all the names of my relatives
Andy: so i clicked on the right name
Andy: only to find that he doesn't actually have a facebook account.
Me: Why is it when I get a flashy window thing from you, there's already an entire story for me to read?
Andy: you don't find that creepy?
Me: Not as creepy as I find your family

Sep 23rd

Sep 22nd

Nice try, buddy

Kat: lee makes me so horny
Me: Hi Lee
Kat: hi

Sep 22nd

Watch

Sep 22nd

Sep 20th

Sep 19th

Watch

Blood Duster reflex ad

Sep 19th

Rest in peace.

Sep 18th

Those aren’t bullhorns. THESE are bullhorns.

Sep 18th

Sep 17th

(via lesbenjamin)

Sep 17th

Never ask me for advice

Julia: Hello!! I need help! Going to a fancy dress kareoke party tomorrow night.. and need to dress as s singer! Who should I go as?!
Me: Deborah Harry
Julia: Keep in mind that i
Julia: i'm fat and have black hair..
Me: Casey Donovan?

Sep 17th

Watch

Sep 17th

Like a dick, sucked for the very first...

Ash:
David Johnson became a fan of Grammar.
113 fans - Become a Fan
Education - See more Pages
Ash: hahahahaha sucked
Ash: you like a dick in a group with 113 fans
Me: I like a dick in a group with 113 fans?

Sep 17th

Watch

Zack and Miri make a porno

Sep 17th

Read between the lines

Ash: fuck me
Ash: $95b
Ash: hahaha
Ash: fuck me

Sep 16th

AWWWWWWWHAWWWWWWWHAWWWWWWWWWWW

Sep 16th

Watch

Trent from Punchy - part deux

Sep 16th

Listen

The Free Association - Shanghai

Sep 16th

The circle of life

Lee: you haveto wonder if it feels weird for those dudes to be rubbing cock on cock
Me: I try not to think about it
Lee: yet you're the one who had ti saved
Me: Makes you think, doesn't it
Lee: i try not to think about it

Sep 16th

Watch

Tina Fey - funny, hot, half German. Oh yeah.

Sep 15th

Fat

Lee: nothing tells you you've put on weight better than a new license photo
Me: and your friends
Me: you're fat
Me: hehe
Ben: oh yeah and your friends pointing out your man tits
Lee: oh yeah, and your friends
Me: o/*\o
Lee: cunts

Sep 12th

Microsoft Cedar# perhaps?

Me: If you go to the Getting There page, you can type in your address and it will give you exact directions
Mum: Yes, that's very good. I like the look of the cabins
Me: I built that
Mum: Out of Cedar?

Sep 11th

Watch

Scotty cracks me up in The Hollowmen “He’s got the upper, and lower house”

Sep 11th

Watch

Cradle of Filth - Nymphetamine

Sep 11th

Watch

Godflesh’s first and only appearence in a movie: Hideaway, playing Nihil off the Cold World...

Sep 11th

Watch

I gotta get me some of that!

Sep 10th

Internets

Me: ugh.
Me: scarynakedtards.jpg = wrong.
Me: i mean really, what else was i expecting?
Andy: haven't seen it
Me: want to?
Andy: sure
Me: http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showthread.php?t=78029
Andy: hahahahahaha

Sep 10th

Sep 8th

True Love

Julia: I still love you.
Me: I know.
Julia: Good photo of you btw.
Me: Thanks.
Me: You could do with some makup in yours.

Sep 8th

Cunt act.

Sep 7th

Memories

Me: i made chilli last night
Lee: sting?
Me: I thought of you when my eyelashes started falling out

Sep 7th

Ass me up

null: I might start another tumblr
null: People mooning the google maps car
Ash: really
Ash: ass me up

Sep 5th

Sep 4th

So dumb you can taste it

“Hooded sweatshirts and hats banned in bid to reduce crime.”

Sep 4th

Train of thought derailed

Sarah: your muffin set on flickr is great
Sarah: i slideshowed it 4 times in a row
Sarah: it was almost like eating them
Sarah: did you know snails are hermaphrodite?

Sep 4th

Why do I use a bank?

Why can’t we get pay packets like the old days? For the month of August: Interest: $0.01 Fees:...

Sep 4th

Watch

Sep 4th

Fail

Sep 4th

Evacuation

Ash: fuck
Ash: we're evacuating
Ash: better put that in my status update

Sep 3rd

Bam

Ash: http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/73687585.jpg
Me: That domain is false advertising
Ash: your face is false advertising
Me: Your face is effective advertising
Me: For contraception

Sep 3rd

Watch

mmmmm

Sep 3rd

Watch

Sep 3rd

Sep 2nd

Giggle loop

Lee: I cut my nose shaving. Don't ask.

Sep 2nd

Sep 1st

struct

2009

2008

Has anyone seen my paddle?

Ralph

while(true) { }

Go on, have a crack.

Word of the day

:D

Lick my face

The Wisdom of Ben

Late for the doctor

One of the great mysteries

Creepy

Nice try, buddy

Never ask me for advice

Like a dick, sucked for the very first...

Read between the lines

The circle of life

Fat

Microsoft Cedar# perhaps?

Internets

True Love

Memories

Ass me up

So dumb you can taste it

Train of thought derailed

Why do I use a bank?

Evacuation

Bam

Giggle loop