October 2008
129 posts
Ralph
Ash: my head has headphones on it
September 2008
121 posts
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Luke: Do you know when Lemonade started working with Lemonade?
Me: If I attempt to answer that question I'll get stuck in an infinite loop.
Go on, have a crack.
Ash: Sky news
Ash: headline "OBESITY CRACKDOWN"
Ash: and the footage was a fat chick with ass crack in gym tights
Ash: class
Ash: all class
Ash: imagine getting the brief to shoot fat chick ass
Me: You never know, the photographer might've been a chubby chaser
Ash: hahahhahahahhaaha
Word of the day
Leotard: Down syndrome sufferer born between July 23 and August 22.
:D
Ash: i reckon the US will start drilling Alaska
Me: After seeing Sarah Palin, I'm all for drilling in Alaska
Lick my face
Me: there's an optus bill i need to send you too.
Helen: cool. thanks
Helen: why don't you hand deliver it?
Helen: i'd like that
Me: Stamps are cheaper
Helen: so is your face
The Wisdom of Ben
Me: http://www.theinsider.com/news/1222150_Anne_Hathaway_Likes_Rear_Entry
Benjamin: I knew she loved it!
Late for the doctor
Bri: okay i'm going to shower and doctor
Bri: BYE
Me: OKAY BYE GOOD LUCK
Bri: last time i was there, i was with sid and we were waiting for the doctor and the whole place is full of indian people
Bri: and he said something was hot and i quoted carl barron and said "hot hot curry hot?" wit hthe indian head shake and everyone stared at me
Bri: so i might die today
Bri: the luck wishes are much appreciated.
Me: madlove politicially incorrect Bri
Bri: that's pretty much all i am, really
Bri: our next door neighbour got robbed
Bri: and our friend ken was here with us
Bri: and the police turned up and everyone said "LOOK! HE'S STILL HERE!" because ken is black
Bri: he's 1/2 japanese, 1/2 sri lankan, so technically he's blasian
Bri: or blackinese
Bri: he plays cricket tolerably well and is great at making sushi
Bri: the results of his lineage
Bri: rofl
Bri: actually he cheats cos his dad's a sushi chef
Bri: anyway shut up Briana who cares rofl
Bri: BYE
One of the great mysteries
Ash: how the fuck did I get red belly button fluff
Kataklysm - Prevail
Creepy
Andy: you know what's sort of concerning?
Andy: i just did a facebook search for my cousin
Andy: in new york
Andy: and misspelled his name
Andy: and facebook came back and said
Andy: did you mean:
Andy: and then listed all the names of my relatives
Andy: so i clicked on the right name
Andy: only to find that he doesn't actually have a facebook account.
Me: Why is it when I get a flashy window thing from you, there's already an entire story for me to read?
Andy: you don't find that creepy?
Me: Not as creepy as I find your family
