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Mar 4th

And we can shit on them!

Chris: funny one - few years back
Chris: mate was getting married
Chris: we were all discussing going to Bangkok
Chris: and everyones like yeah bitches, orgies etc
Chris: anyway one of the asian guys goes "yeah and we can shit on them"
Chris: dead silence across the room

Mar 4th

Mar 3rd

Mum: Oh well, guess it's good that you have something to impress people!
Mum: Not that there are not other things to impress
Me: Good save, mum

Mar 3rd

Poo.

Lee: i just did a fart that smelled exactly like poo

Mar 3rd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1)

Mar 2nd

Mar 1st

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Feb 28th

somethingchanged: “Joanna left two disposable cameras on...

Feb 28th

eyeonspringfield: Sanjay to the entrance with the Windex....

Feb 28th

Feb 27th

Hello Australia!

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

M. Weed’s Grim Wedding. Fucking classic.

Feb 26th

Feb 25th

Also hot

Feb 25th

Fucking hot.

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

Felix: 'Tearful Atlanta Cops Express Remorse for Shooting 92-Year-Old Kathryn Johnston, Leaving Her To Bleed to Death in Her Own Home While They Planted Drugs in Her Basement, Then Threatening an Informant So He Would Lie To Cover It All Up'
Me: Better late than never

Feb 24th

Coworker #1: I think it's creepy you kiss your dad on the lips. It's like making out with your father.
Coworker #2: Why do you think that's creepy?! I'm his daughter! His sperm is inside of me!

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

Feb 22nd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-22)

Feb 22nd

eyeonspringfield: Hot stuff comin’ through!

Feb 22nd

Feb 21st

Feb 20th

Feb 19th

Warning: Zoom NSFW

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

somethingchanged:

Feb 17th

Feb 16th

Feb 15th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-15)

Feb 15th

Lee: bbl
Lee: just nipping out to paris for a bit

Feb 14th

Feb 13th

Feb 12th

eyeonspringfield: Well hot dog! We have a wiener!” Looks...

Feb 12th

In Korea we used to stack fucks like you...

Ash: man you are so close to being Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino
Ash: except you'll be Grand Torana

Feb 12th

Miranda Devine: World's biggest Cunt.

Feb 12th

Feb 11th

Feb 10th

eyeonspringfield: Looks like some sort of couch…

Feb 10th

eyeonspringfield: The Clean-Shaven Sounds of Hooray For...

Feb 10th

Lee: it's a bit liek that isn't it
Lee: bire = close. leave. just leave
Lee: bire = fire
Lee: you already worked that out
Me: It took a bit longer than normal
Me: I'm obviously not yet fluent in Lee
Lee: you're pretty goot thoguh

Feb 9th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-8)

Feb 9th

Me: I guess for you, that was the equivalent of me looking...

Feb 9th

somethingchanged: Ad for the sci fi channel

Feb 8th

Feb 7th

eyeonspringfield: “There’s a man here who thinks he can...

Feb 7th

25 things you probably didn't know about...

1) When I am in a small room, I fire imaginary lasers from my fingers that bounce off the walls and...

Feb 6th

A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH...

SARAH: Daddy, were you in the shower? DAD: Yes, I was in the shower. SARAH: Why? DAD: I was...

Feb 5th

Feminist Propaganda

I saw a bumper sticker tonight that said “Well behaved women seldom make history”. I...

Feb 5th

eyeonspringfield: Simpson, eh? Well, judging by his...

Feb 5th

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Feb 5th

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Feb 5th

eyeonspringfield: It was the best of times, it was the …...

Feb 5th

Female coworker: Why does my box have hair all over it?
Frat dude turned suit coworker: Dude, that was awesome!

Feb 4th

Ash: ways to piss of a photographer #1
Ash: loose his folio in the agency somewhere
Ash: oops
Me: ways to piss off a programmer #1
Me: misspell lose

Feb 4th

Feb 3rd

Boss, on his way out the door for a rough meeting: If I never come back, tell my wife I like her.

Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

Feb 2nd

eyeonspringfield: Roger Meyers Sr., the gentle genius...

Feb 2nd

New design for my website, still got a fair way to go but...

Feb 2nd

eyeonspringfield: They say he carved it himself….from a...

Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

eyeonspringfield: I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything!” I...

Feb 2nd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-1)

Feb 1st

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And we can shit on them!

Poo.

In Korea we used to stack fucks like you...

25 things you probably didn't know about...

A DIALOGUE WITH SARAH, AGED 3: IN WHICH...

Feminist Propaganda