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Winston Churchill, 1952

Apr 1st

Time saver

Mum: Did you know that when you play solitaire, if you right click the cards will move up where they belong without you having to do it manually?
Mum: If you get what I mean
Me: Yeah I knew that
Me: I knew that about 10 years ago
Mum: Well, why didn't you tell me? I just found out accidentally

Mar 31st

“Oh no. I’ve killed Wilson. Looks like it’s back to jail...

Mar 31st

Ash: fuck off you ghetto loving socialist cock rod

Mar 30th

Lee: You know, you never see good-looking women accusing men of being misogyny
Lee: erm
Lee: misogynists
Dave: or good spellers
Lee: fuck off

Mar 30th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29)

Mar 29th

Mar 28th

Mar 27th

ROOYHEEEVEYERRFUURRGGHAAARRR *throw cat*

Mar 27th

Mar 26th

Mar 25th

Your appearance is comical to me.

Mar 25th

My mum never calls me Dave

Me: Hi Mum
Mum: Hi Dave
Me: Okay, who are you and what have you done with my mother?
Mum: My mind wasn't on the job. Was talking to Anita on the phone, and I just typed the name that said "Hi". How are you David?

Mar 24th

Mar 23rd

My mum gets suspicious if I'm in a good...

Mum: Hi David
Me: Hi Mum
Mum: How are you going today?
Me: Great
Mum: What's happened?
Me: Nothing

Mar 23rd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-22)

Mar 22nd

Mar 21st

Mar 20th

Mar 19th

“You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGarnagle. Did...

Mar 18th

Mar 17th

Thanks Ned. :D

Mar 17th

Mar 16th

“I pressed ‘View Larger Sample’ and...

Mar 16th

Mar 15th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-15)

Mar 15th

Play some fucken Stooges.

Andy: the following exchange just happened:
Andy: "guess what time it is?"
Andy: "time to snuggle up and watch a movie?"
Andy: "no."
Andy: "..."
Andy: "guess again."
Andy: "time to snuggle up and watch a movie?"
Andy: "no."
Andy: "..."
Andy: "guess again."
Andy: "i already guessed."
Andy: "guess again."
Andy: "i don't know."
Andy: "it's time to PLAY SOME FUCKEN STOOGES!!!!?!?!!?!"
Andy: then she picked up her laptop and went into the other room.
Andy: on the plus side, i'm playing some fucken stooges.
Me: Can I put that on tumblr?
Andy: sure.
Me: Awesome.

Mar 15th

Mar 14th

How the press is describing Tim...

‘Loner and a weirdo’,’obsessed with death metal’ ‘Was not...

Mar 13th

Mar 11th

Dayum. Hillary was a hottie.

Mar 11th

Calling Dr. Freud. Code blue.

Paul: if i put as much effort into my profile pics as JC i will be pulling chicks left right and sister
Paul: why the fuck did i write sister i meant to say centre

Mar 11th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8)

Mar 10th

eyeonspringfield: I know those words, but that sign makes...

Mar 10th

Watch

“I was saying Boo-urns”

Mar 10th

Mar 8th

Mar 6th

Where’s the gear stick?

Mar 6th

Mar 5th

Explains everything

Ash: where's a weird place in NSW
Ash: i.e out in the sticks
Me: Wee Waa
Ash: awesome
Ash: not only is it the cotton capital
Ash: but it was repsonsible for the first aboriginal detah in custody
Ash: at the Wee Waa police station
Ash: you're a cunt Johnson, a proven cunt.
Me: That's where my family's from originally
Ash: this explains everything
Ash: its only taken 9 years, but now I understand everything Johnson

Mar 5th

Lee: i swear
Lee: this monitor is so small
Lee: it's only 3 or 4 times bigger than my wang

Mar 4th

And we can shit on them!

Chris: funny one - few years back
Chris: mate was getting married
Chris: we were all discussing going to Bangkok
Chris: and everyones like yeah bitches, orgies etc
Chris: anyway one of the asian guys goes "yeah and we can shit on them"
Chris: dead silence across the room

Mar 4th

Mar 3rd

Mum: Oh well, guess it's good that you have something to impress people!
Mum: Not that there are not other things to impress
Me: Good save, mum

Mar 3rd

Poo.

Lee: i just did a fart that smelled exactly like poo

Mar 3rd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1)

Mar 2nd

Mar 1st

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2008

Time saver

My mum never calls me Dave

My mum gets suspicious if I'm in a good...

Play some fucken Stooges.

How the press is describing Tim...

Calling Dr. Freud. Code blue.

Explains everything

And we can shit on them!

Poo.