Mum: Did you know that when you play solitaire, if you right click the cards will move up where they belong without you having to do it manually?
Mum: If you get what I mean
Me: Yeah I knew that
Me: I knew that about 10 years ago
Mum: Well, why didn't you tell me? I just found out accidentally
Ash: fuck off you ghetto loving socialist cock rod
Lee: You know, you never see good-looking women accusing men of being misogyny
Dave: or good spellers
Lee: fuck off
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My mum never calls me Dave
Me: Hi Mum
Mum: Hi Dave
Me: Okay, who are you and what have you done with my mother?
Mum: My mind wasn't on the job. Was talking to Anita on the phone, and I just typed the name that said "Hi". How are you David?
My mum gets suspicious if I'm in a good mood
Mum: Hi David
Me: Hi Mum
Mum: How are you going today?
Mum: What's happened?
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