Me: Seriously I hope I never have kids
Me: I'm going to be the most embarrassing dad ever
Felix: i might drag my kids round to meet you to give them some perspective on how normal i am
Lee: haven't even left bed yet
Gordon Freeman - ladies man
Me: MULTIPLE FUCKS.
Felix: you wish
Me: I know
Me: The closest thing I've gotten is a half life kiss from Ali McCann from Beaches
Me: half life? half LIP
Me: Fucking nerd, jesus
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26) →
Love Spirals Downwards (42) AC/DC (26) Hypocrisy (23) Carcass (20) I Killed the Prom Queen (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Of Mums and Websites
I recently showed my mother a website I have been working on, she still doesn't quite understand what I do. She gets points for at least pretending to be interested.
Mum: It's very good. What did you do?
Dave: All the stuff you can't see
Anne: That's what I thought
Dave: Right click and choose view source - that's me!
Mum: Very interesting!
Andy: 1 in 10 young gamers shows signs of addition, study finds
Andy: 1 in 10 gamers show signs of third-grade maths, study finds
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19) →
Biohazard (113) The Free Association (27) Benea Reach (20) God Is an Astronaut (19) Love Spirals Downwards (12) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Mik: talk me out of buying a D700 dave
Me: Buy it
Me: You nearly didn't get the Kookaburra in the frame at all!
Mum: Oh, I'm still learning. What should I have done?
Me: Bird should be in the centre of course
Mum: That was a bit hard. It was high up and I'm short
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12) →
Benea Reach (32) The Free Association (29) Napalm Death (22) Biohazard (20) Heaven Shall Burn (13) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Andy: oh and also i'm going to the czech restaurant for dinner on friday.
Andy: do you know what that means?
Andy: it means...
Andy: BOHEMIAN PARTY PLATTER
Dave: I was going to say, "You can say 'Czech Please' BEFORE you eat"
Dave: Mary and Max
Alex: never heard of it, good?
Dave: Yeah, brilliant
Dave: It's Adam Elliot's new film
Dave: You'd cry
Alexandra: dave, i cry in the worksafe ads
Ash: "At first, Air seemed more of the same of Adobe’s famously insurrectionist tendencies"
Ash: love it. that from the Design Director of the NYTimes
Me: Better than Macromedia's confusionist tendencies.