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2009

December 45
November 40
October 62
September 37
August 57
July 48
June 52
May 94
April 77
March 109
February 107
January 132

2008

December 126
November 99
October 132
September 119
August 56
July 18
June
May
April
March
February
January
May 1st
May 1st
(via lesbenjamin)
May 1st

Dad Jokes

Me: Seriously I hope I never have kids
Me: I'm going to be the most embarrassing dad ever
Felix: i might drag my kids round to meet you to give them some perspective on how normal i am
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
somethingchanged: (via The Official White House Photostream)
Apr 29th
Lee: bored
Lee: haven't even left bed yet
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Apr 29th
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
Want
Apr 28th

Gordon Freeman - ladies man

Me: MULTIPLE FUCKS.
Felix: you wish
Me: I know
Me: The closest thing I've gotten is a half life kiss from Ali McCann from Beaches
Me: half life? half LIP
Me: Fucking nerd, jesus
Apr 28th
lesbenjamin: via www.publicadcampaign.com
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26)
Apr 27th
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Apr 22nd

Of Mums and Websites

I recently showed my mother a website I have been working on, she still doesn't quite understand what I do. She gets points for at least pretending to be interested.
Mum: It's very good. What did you do?
Dave: All the stuff you can't see
Anne: That's what I thought
Dave: Right click and choose view source - that's me!
Mum: Very interesting!
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
Andy: 1 in 10 young gamers shows signs of addition, study finds
Andy: addition
Andy: 1 in 10 gamers show signs of third-grade maths, study finds
Apr 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19)
Apr 19th
Hey, I don’t remember saying that!
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
Apr 17th
somethingchanged: Your Occupation: US President Spouse’s...
Apr 17th
Apr 17th

OK

Mik: talk me out of buying a D700 dave
Me: Buy it
Mik: OK
Apr 16th
Apr 16th

I'm short

Me: You nearly didn't get the Kookaburra in the frame at all!
Mum: Oh, I'm still learning. What should I have done?
Me: Bird should be in the centre of course
Mum: That was a bit hard. It was high up and I'm short
Apr 15th
Hi David,   This Kookaburra just flew straight under the...
Apr 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12)
Apr 15th

Czech please!

Andy: oh and also i'm going to the czech restaurant for dinner on friday.
Andy: do you know what that means?
Andy: it means...
Andy: BOHEMIAN PARTY PLATTER
Dave: I was going to say, "You can say 'Czech Please' BEFORE you eat"
Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
Apr 14th

Worksafe

Dave: Mary and Max
Alex: never heard of it, good?
Dave: Yeah, brilliant
Dave: It's Adam Elliot's new film
Dave: You'd cry
Alexandra: dave, i cry in the worksafe ads
Apr 14th
Apr 14th

Confusion reigns.

Ash: "At first, Air seemed more of the same of Adobe’s famously insurrectionist tendencies"
Ash: love it. that from the Design Director of the NYTimes
Me: Better than Macromedia's confusionist tendencies.
Apr 14th
Apr 11th
somethingchanged: szymon: It’s connected to the internet...
Apr 11th
Apr 9th
Apr 8th
Apr 8th
Huminahuminahuminahumina.
Apr 7th
Apr 7th

Daddy?

Matt: just got a call from lachlan [my youngest boy] he came second in his cross country race today. being a dad is awesome!
Me: You should've said "Call back when you win something"
Matt: thats why you shouldn't be a dad
Me: I can think of better reasons than that
Apr 7th
Apr 6th
Kari from Mythbusters. Oh jesus. Oh jesus. Oh jesus. Oh...
Apr 6th
Apr 6th
Apr 6th
Apr 6th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-5)
Apr 6th
Apr 4th
Epic double spelling fail.
Apr 4th
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd
I am unfamiliar with this euphemism.
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd
Grammar fail.
Apr 2nd

I am celophane u are glue

Me: Ned, I love that you appear to have completely lost your mind
Ned: am i that transparent
Me: Yep
Ned: hmm i see thru your prod
Ned: i am celophane u are glue
Apr 2nd
Fucking fantastic shot.
Apr 2nd
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