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2009

December 45
November 40
October 62
September 37
August 57
July 48
June 52
May 94
April 77
March 109
February 107
January 132

2008

December 126
November 99
October 132
September 119
August 56
July 18
June
May
April
March
February
January
May 31st
Picture is unrelated.
May 29th
May 29th
May 29th
Andrew Ramadge - Writer, Friend, Dickhead.
May 29th
May 29th

Wordsmith.

Andy: WHAT THE FUCK IS VIM
Andy: WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT
Me: You know, vigour
Me: Pep
Andy: oh yeah
Andy: okay
Me: Some fuckin wordsmith you are
Me: Dickhead
Me: ;)
May 28th

Smart arse.

Andy: WHAT THE FUCK is pearling
Andy: use it in a fucking sentence
Me: Okay
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK is pearling"
May 28th

Glad.

I’m glad Schapelle Corby is hospitalised for depression, whilst thousands of Australian men...
May 27th

Poo jokes.

Ash: i've only been this office a day
Ash: and I've already torn up the carpet
Ash: to hiding cabling, because some mutant put ports on the wrong side of the wall
Me: Speaking of laying a cable
Me: I had to back one out slower than a learner driver this morning
May 27th
somethingchanged: Nice.
May 27th
May 27th
May 26th
May 26th
May 26th
May 25th
May 25th
May 25th
May 25th
May 25th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-24)
May 25th
May 25th
METAL \m/
May 25th
May 24th
May 22nd
apsies: Jessikah Hale, 7, waits excitedly for President...
May 22nd

Postcards from my Sister

Anita: Hi Dave4
Anita: Sorry, you're the only ave
Anita: Dave
Anita: Another bad writing day
May 22nd
May 21st
May 21st
May 21st
May 20th
This was on SBS News’ website in a story about Swine...
May 20th
May 20th

Postcards from my Mum: Part II.

Me: You reckon there's any more old photos lying around that I might be interested in?
Mum: Probably, will check some out. I didn't send any more of the gravestones at Wollombi did I?
Me: I wasn't really interested in gravestones
Mum: Family history! I've got those on the computer so I'll send them later on, while I'm checking out the others
Me: Yeah I'm more interested photos of people when they were alive
Mum: Alright. You don't want a photo of our gas oven, do you?
Me: Not really
May 20th
May 20th
That’s right, she’s got the munchies for a California...
May 20th
Slow down Tubby! You’re not on the moon yet!
May 20th
May 20th
May 19th
“President Barack Obama bends over so the son of a White...
May 19th
May 19th
May 18th
May 18th
May 18th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-17)
May 18th
May 18th

Postcards from my Mum

Hi Anita, Thought you may like to see what I bought with the money you gave me for Mother’s...
May 16th

Why I love Bri.

April and I were at this bar, just having a few and she went to the bathroom and came back with a...
May 15th

Not your girlfriend.

Me: Pub? Paul: nah got a meeting, sorry mate, would be keen as mustard though, can i take a rain...
May 15th

Kick. Ball. Goal.

Carlton coach Brett Ratten was sitting at home one night watching the news, when he saw some TV...
May 14th
May 14th
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May 14th

Event Horizon

Ash: whats that sex act when chicks rub their bits together?
Ash: two chicks
Me: Doing It Wrong
Ash: hahaha
Me: KFC Hot Box?
Ash: lol
- 5 minutes later -
Ash: tribbing
Me: What a stupid fuckin name
Me: At least make it interesting
Me: Like The Angry Clam
Ash: hahahahahahahhahahhahahaha
Ash: The Gumy Bear
Me: or The Air Lock
Me: Boarding The Event Horizon
Ash: hahahahahhahhahahahahhaa
May 14th
May 14th
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May 13th
May 13th
May 13th
May 12th
May 12th
(via lesbenjamin)
May 12th

Of NRL players and groupies

Me: Charmyne Palavi
Me: Just look how she spells her name
Me: For fuck's sake
Ash: haha
Me: I wished I worked at the dept of births, deaths and marriages
Ash: Johnson meltdown in t-minus 10
Ash: hahahahaha
Me: I would punch anyone in the face who came in with a name like that
Ash: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
May 12th
May 12th
May 12th
May 12th
May 12th
May 12th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-10)
May 11th
May 9th
May 9th
May 8th
May 8th
My sisters having a drink before heading off to Cuba.
May 8th
My cousin, Andrew, in his first film - Piet and the Wooden...
May 8th
May 8th
May 8th
May 8th
May 8th
“Johnson, proving upgrades are part of a plan he’s not...”
— Ashadi Hopper
May 7th
May 7th

Haiku for J

Arriving at 10
Tired and Emotional
Stand and scream FUCK YOU!
May 6th
May 6th
May 5th
May 5th
DAMN YOU! A BOX!
May 5th
Listen Listen
Love Me - Buy me a drink
May 5th

Come back, one year

Ash: your mum is on the top of my 'things to do' list
Me: Your mum's in little pieces under my bed
Ash: you fucked up cunt
Ash: that's not funny
Ash: its disturbing
Ash: no more death metal for you
May 5th
May 5th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-3)
May 4th
May 3rd
May 3rd
May 3rd
Oh yes! Oh yes! Capital City’s nakedest ladies. They’re not...
May 3rd
May 3rd
May 1st