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  • Mum: Have you heard that Chris is having a Breast implant done today?
  • Me: !
  • Me: No?
  • Mum: I like that reaction. Same as mine
  • Me: How long has she been keeping that under wraps?
  • Me: So to speak
  • Mum: I don't know. I only found out a couple of weeks ago
  • Me: Well that will make for, uh, interesting conversation during Christmas lunch
  • Mum: Yes, right. If it makes her happy that's okay, but I told her anyone who has surgery if they don't really have to, is mad. Especially after my experiences with anaesthetic
  • Me: Well I'll cross my fingers that everything goes well and she's happy with the result
  • Me: It's a lot of money to spend
  • Me: (I imagine)
  • Mum: Well, I had no idea how much, but Anita thought it was $9000
  • Me: I bet the kids said "Mum, you could get a killer TV and sound system for that!"
  • Mum: Probably, I don't know what their reaction has been, but maybe that's her Christmas present from them!
  • Me: That'd be fucked up
  • Me: 'scuse the French
  • Mum: I thought I should let you know, otherwise you'd say I never let you know anything
  • Me: Well now I'll just say that you never tell me anything until the last possible moment

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