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- Mum: Have you heard that Chris is having a Breast implant done today?
- Me: !
- Me: No?
- Mum: I like that reaction. Same as mine
- Me: How long has she been keeping that under wraps?
- Me: So to speak
- Mum: I don't know. I only found out a couple of weeks ago
- Me: Well that will make for, uh, interesting conversation during Christmas lunch
- Mum: Yes, right. If it makes her happy that's okay, but I told her anyone who has surgery if they don't really have to, is mad. Especially after my experiences with anaesthetic
- Me: Well I'll cross my fingers that everything goes well and she's happy with the result
- Me: It's a lot of money to spend
- Me: (I imagine)
- Mum: Well, I had no idea how much, but Anita thought it was $9000
- Me: I bet the kids said "Mum, you could get a killer TV and sound system for that!"
- Mum: Probably, I don't know what their reaction has been, but maybe that's her Christmas present from them!
- Me: That'd be fucked up
- Me: 'scuse the French
- Mum: I thought I should let you know, otherwise you'd say I never let you know anything
- Me: Well now I'll just say that you never tell me anything until the last possible moment






