Do-gooders! Stop trying to save the world DURING NAPTIME!! Did you not see the Excel spreadsheet I put on the front door detailing my baby’s sleep schedule? I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: Whales do not need to be saved while my baby is sleeping!
Did my expression not indicate that I was about to rip that stupid charity clipboard out of your hands and crack it over my knee? Or over one of your heads?! JUST TRY ME, do-gooders. Ring my doorbell at an arbitrary time in the middle of the afternoon again, and see what happens!
(submitted by Anonymous)
